THE EROTIC LIFESTYLE OF CHARLES & BETTY
LETTER TO A FRIEND

Dear Walt and Susie,

Delighted to hear from you again this week. Enclosed find an article about the Jack and Jill Off Club sent to us by George of Florida. We thought we'd discovered something new in the Jack and Jill Off Club when we saw the guy on the Joan Rivers Talk Show last month telling about the New York Chapter. Now we see it must have started in California and evidently has been around for a few years. No matter where it came from, it is still a super clever idea and we only wish we had a local branch. George also sent an account of what goes on at his Club Relate. He says they have a problem at times with over anxious males. Of course there will always be a horny male who gets pushy, thinking that his horny is contagious and that all the women are just as hot as he is. These types never learn that it is the woman who is the aggressor and if they will just sit back and relax and be a gentleman, then in time the pussies will all come to him. I suppose a throbbing cock has little patience.

George mentioned a lady named Margaret shooting a stream of cum when she climaxes. We used to know a gal like that and no, it wasn't piss. This gal could cum twenty or thirty times in two hours and all good ones. When she moved from her place on the bed, she'd leave a big wet spot. Speaking of that, Al, an old friend we've known for years called to say he'd just run into one like that. We met Al years ago, one night in the Adult Theater. That night he was with the best looking woman we'd ever seen in the Theaters. Pat was about thirty, great figure, black hair and a real lady in every sense of the word. Lady, that is until someone touched her ON button. From that point on, she was a Slut you wouldn't believe. We watched her in action for over an hour when we had to leave and saw her take on several cocks both in her mouth and in her pussy. It was her first trip to the Adult Theater and she loved it. Al called the next day to tell us that after we left, she ran out of cocks to suck and started on the women. He had to drag her out of the place at 3 AM with her actually crying real tears because there were no more people to suck. She'd drained the entire crowd. Her final suck that night came from the old black guy, Robert, who was the security guard in the parking lot. Robert told us next time we saw him about this wild woman who begged for his cum at 3 AM never knowing that we knew the woman. We asked about Pat when Al called and he said she has moved to Arkansas and he has lost track of her. His new find is named Kelly.

Now back to the gusher pussy. Al took her out yesterday morning for a little action in his pickup in the K Mart parking lot. He fingered her pussy for a few minutes and when she started to cum, she started to gush. He didn't have a towel, but did have an old shirt, so he grabbed that to catch the juice so it wouldn't stain his seat. He said she came for twenty minutes like that over and over, just with him fingering her. They never did get past the fingering. She fell over and went to sleep as he drove her back to her car. When he called he invited us to meet her last night. He'd found a new place that he said had the best couples only section in town. New, freshly painted, clean and with twelve big sofas instead of Theater seats. To make a long story short we agreed to meet them there at eight PM.

We got to the place around seven thirty and went in. Al was right about the place. It was very clean and comfortable. We were all alone in the place as it was early, so we sat in a nice plush sofa and watched a boring movie. Isn't it strange, the first time you see a dirty movie, it is super exciting, then after seeing them hundreds of time they get rather boring? After an hour, Charles knelt on the floor and ate my pussy to three delicious cums, then I sucked his dick up nice and hard, but didn't suck him off as that would have been the end of the party for him. We sat there a few more minutes and when Al wasn't there at nine thirty we gave up and left. He will call today to tell us what happened. It isn't like him to not keep an appointment, but we are sorry we missed meeting Kelly.

Just before we left a black couple came in and sat in a sofa opposite us. We watched them and they never made a move to get sexy. She had on pants anyway and that is a sure sign that she wasn't there to play. The gals who come to play wear dresses and no panties. I imagine the black guy brought her only as a means to get into the couples only section. We see a lot of that. A guy will bring a woman in with him, then park her in a corner while he makes the rounds of the other couples looking for action. We generally steer clear of those guys. We do plan to go back to this place in the future when the crowds build up a bit. They have only been open three weeks and this is a spot that few people know about. When the word gets around about how clean and comfortable it is, then the couples will start flocking in.

The other two Theaters that we've been going to for years have gotten so dirty and smell so bad, we can hardly stand it. The carpets are caked with dried cum. One night Charles knelt to suck my pussy and discovered he was kneeling in a fresh load of cum. What a mess. I think some women suck the cum out of a guy then spit it on the floor. I just can't be that messy. I carry several paper towels in my purse just for that purpose. As a rule, most people are like us, but once in a while we will see a slob who has been drinking that will act like an asshole. We saw a guy one night piss in the corner when the rest room was less than twenty feet outside the door. So much for slobs. They are everywhere. Damn, I got off on a never ending tale, with the story of Margaret with the wet pussy. Sorry.

Bob and Marie haven't called again, but I did find some pictures of Marie we took one evening while visiting in their home. Marie loved to pose and we did have more photos, but in sharing them with pen pals, most never came back home. We did have a few showing Bob's monster cock, but they all disappeared. Marie's favorite way to get a guy off was strange. I think I may have told you they liked to do their playing on the pool table. Well, Marie liked to lay on the pool table on her back with her head hanging off with her mouth open. This put her mouth and throat in a direct straight line for a guy to stand and ease his cock into her mouth and down her throat and throat fuck her while standing. We saw her do this trick many times and she never once gagged. She could even take Bob this way and he was hung like John Holmes. We see gals do this in some of the tapes, but they never take the entire cock this way. She loved the feeling of a set of heavy balls bouncing on her forehead as the shaft went down her throat. I've tried this trick, but I can't even come close to taking a whole cock. I admire a good cocksucker and Marie was one of the best. I can deepthroat about seven inches if the cock has a small head. I can't deepthroat the big headed ones at all. Guys would shoot their loads into Marie's throat and she'd never even taste the cum. It went directly down her throat past her taste buds I suppose.

George uses the descriptive word, PETER. I have a sister who uses that word exclusively when referring to a man's penis. She hasn't been by the office for a fix in over a year now. She has a new grandbaby and is the official baby sitter so she stays close to home these days, but one of these days she will come roaring in here and tell Charles to unzip so she can suck his PETER. She calls him PRETTY PETER. She thinks he has the prettiest peter she has ever sucked. I agree that it is beautiful, but I never judged cocks in that light. I stopped by her home one day last week and she asked me if I was still sucking Peters? I had to admit that I was. She said she hadn't sucked one in over a year and was starting to dream about sucking them. This tells me she is about ready to venture forth in search of a hard one. I think I may have told you about her before. She can cum while sucking a cock without even so much as touching herself. She doesn't want the guy to even play with her tits while she is sucking. She says all that fondling distracts her and she likes to concentrate on sucking the PETER.

Thanks for sharing the letter and photos from the guy from India. We won't write to him as we don't see a lot in common. We have known a few guys from India and they are a sexy lot. Our friend Chak is Indian and a ball of fire when it comes to sex. I think he and my daughter may get back together on a limited basis. She called the other day to tell me she had called him and that they made a date for dinner. She won't allow it to be a steady thing as his being married prevents his taking her out as often as she'd like. She has a new friend who is a plumber that looks promising.

By the time you respond to this letter I expect you will be using the computer. Take if from me, once you get used to the thing, you will only use the old typewriter for addressing the envelope. This one makes me seem a lot smarter than I really am.

Glad to hear that Doug has resurfaced. We can't figure why he dropped out on us. When you see him, ask him to drop us a line. He also has some personal tapes from a friend in Alaska that he has had for several months without returning. Maybe if and when he plans a trip to Texas, he will get in touch. I'm glad he took to Susie.

No, we have no knowledge of Elderhostel? Sounds like a Swinging Old Folks Home. Tell us about it. We still envy your freedom to travel and play along the way as you do. This is the one facet of Swinging that is closed to us and we wish it weren't so.

Tell Susie not to worry about the bladder problem. I had the same thing happen a few years ago, but with a couple of well placed stitches, everything went right back into place and it is as good as new. Hope hers is not more serious than mine was.

I see by your letter that you will be leaving for your cruise pretty soon, so we won't expect a reply to this before you return. We wish you a pleasant trip and just in case you run into a lonesome cock along the way.... make friends with it.

No, George and Georgette do not ring a bell with us as being a couple we know in Abilene. Dallas seems more of an open swinging town than Abilene does to us. Maybe it is a case of the grass being greener, or maybe we just haven't met the right people, but we seem to read and hear about a lot of action in the Dallas area.

Haven't heard from Brooklyn Paul in about two weeks now. Maybe he isn't in a horny mood. He sure had a lot of action didn't he?

Have a good trip...

Love, C & B

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